Moms Are Special
The following was sent to me by a friend and I do not know where it originated. Questions were asked to young children and their answers are delightful.
1. Why did God make moms?
To help us out of there when we were born.
2. How did God make mothers?
God made my mom just the same like He made me. He just used bigger parts.
3. What ingredients are mothers made of?
God made moms out of clouds of dust and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
4. What kind of little girl was your mom?
I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
5. Why did your mom marry your dad?
My grandma says mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
6. Who’s the boss at your house?
Mom doesn’t want to be the boss but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
7. What’s the difference between moms and dads?
Mom’s have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
8. What would it take to make your mom perfect?
On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some plastic surgery.